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| Viewer T Mail with the T Blog Server! |
| 06.02.05 (2:33 pm) [edit] |
Hi everyone! As you know, since everyone makes fun of me I decided to start my own blog in my defense. I am the T Blog server and YES I know I am slow at times and I crash a lot, but can you blame me? All these hot sexy women and drug blogs keep me distracted! Anyway, I wanted to answer some of my viewer tmails...
[b]Dear T Blog Server,
You do know that these sex blogs are not real. It's just some porn company trying to lure your dollars in. You probably sit there and jerk off all night long while the rest of us suffer through your slow server capacity. Wake up dude![/b]
[i]Actually, I don't jerk off all night long. I specifically wait until 10 PM est when a lot of bloggers come online and try to use my site. That's when I slow way down because, well...it's tough to do my job with just one hand. --TBS[/i]
[b]Hey T blog server dude--
Where is Rocky? He/she disappeared and now this place is a mess! Help us!![/b]
[i]Rocky, at last check was somewhere in the West Indies negotiating a deal to bring live porn feeds to t blog. I am sure you will like it. Of course, that will just make me work even slowerrrrrrrr....muhahahahah!!![/i]
[b]T Blog Server,
You really suck. The Cialis you sent me was whacked! It didn't even make me hard! All I got was dry-mouth, diarrhea and blurred vision. Thanks for nothing asswipe.[/b]
[i]Hmmmmm....too bad for you! I had sex 15 times in 2 hours with the batch I scored from the blogs!!! Hang in there dude...lol....I said "hang".[/i]
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| Guess what! I was slow again tonight! |
| 06.01.05 (7:18 pm) [edit] |
You poor t Bloggers! You come here each night around 10 and I just get slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwer and slowwwwwwwwwwer. This is my diary. I like to write my thoughts here. You would like reading them, but alas...you cant get to my blog because I crash all the time!! hahahahaha.
I just wrote irishred another letter. He hates me. Well, not anymore since I hooked him up with some viagra and percocet. And I showed him some hot MILF's. He is like my best friend now.
Tomorrow I have some college co-ed pics to look at and a lunch date with the xanax blog. I am stoked.
Peace out.
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| My feelings are HURT! |
| 06.01.05 (2:04 pm) [edit] |
All of you people think you are so cool. You call me slow and retarded. Well I have feelings too. I just can't feel my feelings because I am so doped up on xanax.
Incidentally...check out all the drug blogs!! You can get some sweet deals on all kinds of good shit!!!
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| What do you think of me? |
| 06.01.05 (12:43 pm) [edit] |
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I keep hearing all this shit about me being so slow and unreliable. Well kiss my grits! If you want to say something do it to my face nerds!
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| What I do for a living! |
| 06.01.05 (12:26 pm) [edit] |
I love to use prescription drugs, MILFS on video and I like to crash my car a lot and get ambulance chasers to sue and make me thousands!!
Oh yeah, I also am supposed to make this site work smoothly, but lol...yeah.
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